Hook-up apps have given intimacy all the allure of an oil change
When I picked candy apples as my… (think spirit animals for foodies) I honestly had no idea I was naturally sweet but laid it on way too thick
Democracy is a game of bridge where each coalition must partner… and going for broke requires not just suicidal risk but a suicide pact,
Seeing as no good deed goes unpuni… Everyone else turned the job offer… And went back to waiting on their… Only the Jews understood that In the real world
The eternal flame at Al Gore’s tomb works like the light in a refriger… and only burns when you look at it
They say love it or leave it yet what do you do if you love your country but it leaves you
I’m not scared of the explicit danger I’m afraid of the implicit threats
It’s not a real collection Unless It’s unsatisfying It’s not real money Until
If you want to feel a little bit guilty just break a rule or two But if you want to feel well and truly guilty
The most common form of fooling ourselves isn’t thinking we’ve got everyone fooled… It’s denial that we’ve fooled anyo…
In the first take of Braveheart’s… Mel Gibson directed William Wall… “Freedom and responsibility!” But as a practiced antisemite Gibson quickly realized his error
We believe that God is being because it’s our only way to access God as meaning
Everybody knows that the media is a weapon of mass distraction Social media takes the next logica… as a weapon of mass refraction that distorts our vision beyond re…
The kingdom of heaven is like a tr… where gentlemen may remove their h… while all others must
God is a verb Woman is a noun And man is an adjective Put them together and you have Moderate
