He was the kind of husband who when his wife asked him to stop sa… complied but started looking for excuses to… panda bear

All of the lakes are great But one of the lakes is superior

We confuse freedom for the act of choosing when our frontal lobe has no choice but to choose just as a heart must beat

When people meet me they typically think I’m a sensitive guy but later they realize I’m a time sensitive guy

At the end of life you can either say I brought it or I bought it

As you age getting enough exercise in futility becomes more and more a portent

My self-care plan includes a cheat day when I get to go to church

We are all of us unreliable narrators Some of us just make a living at it

I’ve reached the age where getting ready for bed is like preparing for a spacewalk

Of course, the west Still thinks it’s the best And in the postmodern west The best is the worst Which is all well and good

Optimism Hope without optimism Hope against hope Unconditional surrender Noncontingent being

Charlie Brown wants To believe Lucy wants To deceive But maybe, just maybe

Zionism is the hill I will die on To be buried in the ground From which the world to come Is about to burst forth

If you need to be in control Your life becomes a reaction Because human beings can have all… Just as long as It’s damage control

If you accept this mission This message will self-destruct In five seconds So that you can be born believing… Which is the necessary condition