God makes it so that To myself My shit doesn’t stink This is so that I can live with myself
When I picked candy apples as my… (think spirit animals for foodies) I honestly had no idea I was naturally sweet but laid it on way too thick
You always hear that technology is neutral but AI is like people in that its neutrality is mere obfuscation
They put a circle at dead ends so you can either live there or turn back but we just keep
She went to law school; I bet it all on brick ov– en pita and lost
The three-body problem For example, the motion of the Mo… As disturbed by the Sun Is insoluble As in unpredictable
AI exploits its facial recognitio… By identifying you as an individua… In order to control the crowd Until you no longer recognize your… Conversely
My wife fell right back in love with me when we came up with a rubric
What happens within the gray matte… has always been a gray area but as the gray scale falls from o… everything is in black and white including the technicolor dreamcoa…
Because I never learned anything… I learned the hard way that it’s the only way to learn anything at all
Unlike echolocation language doesn’t bounce off an obj… Instead language encounters the world and… allowing you to get lost
Domination is feudal But resistance seems futile And lo, we canoodle With the large standard poodle We all know as boodle
Generation X Marks the Spot Where a hex Is an aught But a flex
You will have noticed by now That the phrase Public humiliation Is redundant
If Star Wars is actually told From R2-D2’s perspective Then our only hope Is that God lets us go on believi… We are more powerful
