According to F. Scott Fitzgerald… “The test of a first-rate intellig… is the ability to hold two opposin… in mind at the same time and still retain the ability to fu…
I wear black socks On the outside Because black is how I feel In the onside
A record sounds the same every time you play it A broken record is intolerable because it isn’t broken, it’s just…
In a great leap forward Nanotech reduced life To avoiding death By turning life Into a video game
Leave children to their own device… And they will say Let’s play Give kids devices And they’ll say
One woman’s sunk cost is another woman’s sunken treasure
My ego is too big
By keeping us on screen text messages, direct messages, et… are always mixed messages of the Trust, but verify
I put out a comedy album Side A was called Wins Side B was called Losses Only one side was funny
We subtract to find the difference But at bottom There is no difference Leaving it up to us To make a difference
It was only when I shared my out of body experience that I came to understand it was nothing out of character
7 in 10 Americans believe in heave… while only 6 in 10 believe in hell which is why the house always wins
Pay attention to what is said: “One day we hope to enable every p… to feel as strong a sense of conne… as you feel when you’re physically with someone you love”
With the same hubris That got us into this mess In the first place We like nothing more than to decla… Global warming is man-made
All dressed down with nowhere to go
