The free food programs during the pandemic were great So, to compensate people began to ration love

In the latest version of doublespe… A rhetorical question Is shrouded in a question

The day I found out I was as deep as a basket of botto… was the same day I learned that the problem with fishing for compl… is that you can’t throw them back

Today’s peace movement, in a nutsh… Do what we do Not what we say And we say we come in peace Because we’re mostly peaceful

I know I’m losing an argument with my friends when my thoughts turn to lunch I know I’m winning when I’m about to lose my lunch

If you lower the status of all mal… The high-status males will be aver… And the rest will be bottom feeder… Eating away at the foundation

The turning point came after I pegged my happi– ness to the dollar

Unlike the erstwhile folks in acco… AI has a balance sheet for taste and determined that after their recent depreciation all jokes are in poor taste

We hit it off: she’d declawed her cats and I’d plucked my cacti’s needles

I wish I could be the Lone Ranger Instead like everyone else I’m the known stranger

A wedding ring is a mood ring that never changes color reminding us that a husband should always feel

At work They know me by my secret identity The mild-mannered Clark Kent But at home with my family I can relax and let them see the r…

Service is inevitable; it’s why we… And there are three kinds There is serving others Because they control you– This is slavery

As Amazon Prime Minister I’m ringleader of the carefree world

All words are defined by other words except for God’s rule