All relationships but one Are located on a continuum From one pole of complete trust To the opposite pole of total fear The exception that proves the rule

When they closed all the beaches my dad said not to worry and I just knew he’d install the swimming pool I’d always wante… Instead, I came home from school

We call the end of sex the little… And the idea of casual sex Is as absurd as casual death

In the new version of Heads I win, tails you lose People hate to be wrong But love to apologize And if you accept their apology

You can’t believe without doubt But if you only believe in doubt Then you’re doubting doubt Which is like Exhaling and exhaling

I fist met Cap’n Crunch back when he was 2nd Lieutenant C… He did this weird thing where he’d… in the powdered milk powder and sa… Stays crunchy even in milk!

Scientists insist that 95% of the… consists of undetectable, unknowab… because this belief makes their ca… Like you and me the little that they do know

Everybody wants to rule the world And along come the Jews Claiming that God rules the world But nobody wants God to rule the… Because everybody wants to rule th…

We all know death is coming and yet it remains a surprise ending

The scientific method has, at long last arrived at a unifying theory which, for it is a dead end

You’re only truly clever When the devil says “Live forever If only from God you’ll sever” And you reply “Never For God is always my lever

You can never be happy with what you have; on– ly with what you lack

It’s always a bad idea To admit you have no idea Put another way: No idea is a bad idea You get the idea

I know the world is round from experience: I ran from the truth for so long that I ran smack into it

Of what value Would be my love If I could not Give my life for it Our (patent) pending immortality,…