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Chris Gaither

Chris Gaither

Little Did We Know

I fist met Cap’n Crunch
back when he was 2nd Lieutenant Crunch
 
He did this weird thing where he’d put his cereal
in the powdered milk powder and say
Stays crunchy even in milk!
 
We all thought he was bucking for a Section 8

Altre opere di Chris Gaither...
How Prestige Masquerades as a Zero-shun Game

The only colleges left standing will be the ones that can make you look smart while you’re playing dumb
It Was Cool When John Paul Jones Said “I Have Not Yet Begun to Fight!”; Us, Not So Much

It’s as thoughtless as a fling conjoined with worshiping as we all “Move fast and break thi… For in going from built to last arriving at built too fast
The Proof Is in the Woulding: Would That I Find God and God Unbinds Me

If I were going to rephrase the O… I’d say I believe in God because There’s no better explanation And if I were going to re-explain…
Everything Happens by Chance... “So, You’re Telling Me There’s a Chance!”

The universe is always asking By chance, do you have a creative…
The West Declared Victory in the War Between Good and Evil When It Secured a Permanent Stalemate

Of course, the west Still thinks it’s the best And in the postmodern west The best is the worst Which is all well and good
Your Heart’s Desire

Socialism insists You should want what you need Capitalism connives To make you need what you want When in truth
Haiku

The path to victo– ry begins with laughing at yourself in defeat
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The Heart of a Coward

In the first take of Braveheart’s… Mel Gibson directed William Wall… “Freedom and responsibility!” But as a practiced antisemite Gibson quickly realized his error
The Only Question with No Wrong Answers

The question isn’t: Why is there something rather than nothing? It’s: Why does it mean something
“One thing I could do was finger roll”

One thing I could do Was need control
You Only Live Once

Each of us gets to ask God one question and this question is your life
Better to Lack Forgiveness Than to Bask in Permission

My life as ode to permission seeking was just a road to perdition strictly speaking Broadly speaking
The Waiting Game Never Ends, so the Object of the Game Is to Outwait All the Other Players Save One and Then Spend Eternity Together

From where I was situated There was no room to maneuver In the situation room And everybody else found themselve… In the same situation
Haiku

Inevitably my spirit vegetable was rutabaga
Mammon Spawns Upstream Too

Desperate to identify new funding… We gambled that a steady stream of… Would flow to those whose stream o… Forebode the worst downstream effe… So, we began livestreaming the fut…



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