Our glass Is an hourglass And whether it is half-full Or half-empty Time is running out
All self-help books boil down to this: You can’t fold a piece of paper more than 7 times but if you could fold it 103 times
Instead of the invisible hand bending self-interest towards the collective good we got the risible glad-hand laughing our selfishness off
When the world is a tsar Insisting: Don’t you dare be who… Take it as a dare and risk the sca…
You can only give what you are wil… See God Who gave us responsibility Because He takes responsibility f… And those who place blame
It took years of therapy but the octopus finally arrived at… that the reason she didn’t like th… was because they were so much alik…
God gives us what is necessary but not sufficient because nothing is ever sufficient
You’ll know you’re but a prop In someone else’s mise en scene When, after the photo op And the choir’s said amen You’re left to close up shop
You can only e– ver explain things with that which cannot be explained
When a woman chooses her mate His first real test Is whether he accepts her dare To propose If he does, we already know her an…
It’s as thoughtless as a fling conjoined with worshiping as we all “Move fast and break thi… For in going from built to last arriving at built too fast
When civilization was still buildi… deconstruction was all the rage Now that everything we’ve built is… rage is all the rage
It’s a lot easier for men to dwell in the mystery of what a woman wants than to acknowledge what it is exactly that
The first difference between your… When you know your boss’s eyes are… You need to look busy But when you know God’s eyes are… You actually want to get busy
As the enormous asteroid hurtled toward Earth I found myself working harder than ever