In the beginning There is a darkness in which All you can see are the others But then you have time To find God

The wrong crowd used to let things get out of control Now the wrong crowd has the best

The decisive moment at the gates o… is exactly like the denouement in Who Wants to Be a Millionaire? but with one twist To make you feel the pressure

Zionism is the hill I will die on To be buried in the ground From which the world to come Is about to burst forth

By preserving crucial memories Your amygdala prepares for the fut… Through understanding the past By digging strategic memory holes The internet controls the present

Don’t sweat the small stuff. It’s all big stuff.

As the world closed in the Pollyanna sought safety in numbers only to find herself taking a number

When civilization was still buildi… deconstruction was all the rage Now that everything we’ve built is… rage is all the rage

At bottom God is a brute fact and Satan a brutal fact

God isn’t dead which is another way of saying God isn’t unemployed and still has the same job just with a new job description

Where are you stuck? Wherever it is That’s where you go To find God And get unstuck

How can you tell the pseudo-intell… From the overly intellectual? The former will tell you how While the latter will tell you to… But since I can’t tell

Marxism is a sadism with a simple formula: My happiness becomes real the moment yours is dematerialized

They can’t kick sand in your face if your head is al– ready in the sand

Going home had come to feel like dining in a restaurant where the food is celebrated but the customers merely tolerated