On a scale of one to ten One being the lowest Ten being the highest Rate yourself Then imagine

Human beings need to compete for what they want To ruin human beings try meeting their needs

You can’t burn a bridge when they’ve already dismantled th… to keep you out but you can burn an eternal flame to mark the location

I have a tendency to overreact When people tell me to get lost By taking them literally and serio… Which is literally how I found Go… Seriously!

I can only ever seem to do the math in the aftermath

“You want fries with that?” used to be a line to mock the working poor How ironic that “You want fries with that?”

Lunch is born free but everywhere is in chain restaurants

The difference between dreams and… Waking life is a recurring dream That fulfills your most urgent wis… For another chance So, if you’ve been given another c…

When I got my first honey-do list after the wedding I explained to my bride that I us… until I was bitten by one of the 5… that don’t make webs

As the new Assistant to the Deput… your primary initial responsibilit… 1) Establishing détente between wo… and paleo dietary restriction fact… while maintaining the dining hall’…

It’s important to me to live in a… with museums, big league sports, n… so that I can enjoy staying home Baltimore has a subway I’ve never… When I lived in Los Angeles I ac…

You would think doing well on social media would give you strength in numbers but you only end up

The left believes that the culture war can be won by winning elections The right believes that the culture war can be won

Unlike the erstwhile folks in acco… AI has a balance sheet for taste and determined that after their recent depreciation all jokes are in poor taste