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Chris Gaither

Chris Gaither

Little Did We Know

I fist met Cap’n Crunch
back when he was 2nd Lieutenant Crunch
 
He did this weird thing where he’d put his cereal
in the powdered milk powder and say
Stays crunchy even in milk!
 
We all thought he was bucking for a Section 8

Otras obras de Chris Gaither...
I Don’t Have Any Vices, Just Devices

If we learned anything from the pandemic it’s that people much prefer being left to their own devices over
The Walls Have Fears

My life used to be An open book Now it’s an open state secret
Shifting the Blame Is My Superpower

You seem to have caught me in a gr… But it can’t be at all my fault if As you’ll see in the hieroglyph My back is to the cliff Over which the lemmings drift
There Is Only One Approach; Everything Else Is an Approach Angle

Paradoxically To approach perfection You need to make Really big mistakes Ironically
I Owe My Life to Bad People Doing Good Things

You can spend your life trying to understand why bad things happen to good people only to learn that good people do bad things
Gone

They say love it or leave it yet what do you do if you love your country but it leaves you
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Soul, Mind, and Body, or, Me, Myself, and Us

My soul is the sole part of me My body makes me one of us My mind is made up Of body and soul– So, just like you, I am
We All Know Where the British Empire’s Bodies Are Buried but We’ve Always Already Tumbled to Decorum

Most people can get away with sweeping a few things under the ru… but when I started working at the… I couldn’t help noticing how the rugs looked like
Growing Pains Are Physical; Growing Pain Is Spiritual

I had previously asserted that The only thing bigger than my ego Is God’s plan for me This remains the case But I would add that
The Reward for Good Work Is More Work Unless You Prefer Paperwork

In this earthly abode ‘Twas sadness that flowed With each new download Of binary code To ease our workload
The Ayes Are the Window to the Sole Acceptable

Everything dear to you? You can take all of that and throw it out the Overton window
If You’re Feeling the Pressure, It’s a Sign You Don’t Know What You Want

Pressure is wanting it for someone else Passion is wanting it
“Why Is a Raven Like a Writing Desk?”

Nero fiddles while Rome burns? Fiddle-de-dee! Nero riddles but Rome never learn…
“Eighteen wheels and a dozen roses”

The blood-brain barrier is semiper… Because your heart pumps out love By the truckload
Green Eggs and Ham Is a Sham

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