To be an apparatchik In our collective dissolution of… It matters not Which side you take Just as long as you remain

Natural disaster was always an act of God With climate change we’ve made it our own

Monotheism is true; Liberalism works Put them together and The true works

In inter-family feuds eventually the gloves come off but in intra-family feuds the masks come off

Contemporary pacifism attempts to… One full fathom deep But repression is just short for The return of the repressed So, you can tell a modern pacifist…

We hit it off: she’d declawed her cats and I’d plucked my cacti’s needles

We thought it would last forever but in retrospect we were having a high time at low tide when the clam digging was easy and the eating was good

You keep the peace they get everything else

It wasn’t false modesty exactly You might call it un-unpretentious if you were being pretentious

When I think of everything God has done for me I cry like Crying Jordan Would you believe With God

It was all systems go in my search for a new belief syst… until I realized all systems go too far

If you fear death You will try to control God By controlling others To prevent them from killing you If you fear God

The crucial moment in my elevator pitch comes when I hit the emergency stop button

To be the bigger person you need to realize that egos are like animals: the smaller their proportions the greater their proportional str…

In this earthly abode ‘Twas sadness that flowed With each new download Of binary code To ease our workload