A people pleaser pretends to live in Youtopia but really resides in Myopia because all he can see is what he needs from you
At judgment day they put the brief in debriefing by getting right to the point: You could have made a difference– Did you?
We had a perfect plan for putting the genie back in the bottle but to get the genie out we had shattered the bottle
I don’t have a TV because I would watch it Instead, I watch my mouth
In Let there be plight the P is silent
I’d always said Que sera, sera expecting the last guffaw Instead it’s a last hurrah before one or the other coups d’et…
As a child Whenever I played Ms. Pac Man On my Atari 2600 I dialed the settings down From four ghosts to one
Heads you take the risk Tails I take the reward i.e., Out of many risks, one fortune
The moment of truth has come and g… Leaving us with the whole truth: The best and worst is yet to come When there will be nothing but the… And you will only know the best fr…
The Declaration of Independence w… revised to guarantee life, security and the pursuit of criminals
We can’t tell you how anything wor… It’s computers? Nothing works? This party rules! It’s not the only party in town
Note that the male tes– tes are exactly the size of small potatoes
The world has gone to heck And heck is hell Minus the pleasure
Mid-life crisis: the failure to start hoping you don’t get what you want
Our glass Is an hourglass And whether it is half-full Or half-empty Time is running out
