The worst part about giving every kid in little league a trophy is the way it has emptied all the… out of acquiring

The difference between God and ma… Is that man can’t abide A free Jew While God will abide With the Jews

The one path to a sustainable future is understanding that people will only agree to cuts in their standard of livin…

I have two dogs Which means I’m in double trouble I have three daughters Which means

At long last Today is the day I owe it all to you And I can only repay my debt By giving my all

I have a tendency to overreact When people tell me to get lost By taking them literally and serio… Which is literally how I found Go… Seriously!

During the rodeo clown shortage nobody thought that the rodeo mime… but the mimes surprised everyone distracting the bulls by silently evoking the dignity

I can demand control Of my fear Or I can accept That I am not in control And be not afraid

If you’re locked out of your house you can die from exposure but if you’re locked in your house you can die from overexposure

Why would they still offer A penny for our thoughts When they can buy in bulk

We’re not in control so we try to take control which leaves us feeling out of con… But it’s because anything can happ… that we can do anything

Every writer has mistaken his shotgun for a rifle– He may hit where he aims but he will also surely miss In discharging his will to power

Physically unscathed after a life of piracy he was forced to lean heavily on his emotional scarring

With social media You can squeeze All of the people All of the time

All opinions are wrong but you can only learn from your own mistakes