You’ve used others When you use your talents To serve yourself You’ve used God When you use your talents

It wasn’t false modesty exactly You might call it un-unpretentious if you were being pretentious

Upon dying peacefully in my sleep surrounded by family after a long, prosperous life the Grim Reaper looked at me and… I’m glad to see you’ve arrived saf…

Obscene Is an institution with a 50.7 bill… Coveting an additional 686 million… To cover two-thirds of its researc… Because the truth is

We have achieved the classless society: eve– rything is tacky

I am a minimalist if only because it requires minimal effort

We spend our whole lives going in… Our mistake is believing that we’r… When we’re always either Slowly spiraling upwards Or caught in a downward spiral

We guard the thin line between love and hate by loving more But we cross the thin line between self-love and self-hate

Our view from the mor– al high ground was blocked by the Mt. Rushmore of golf

The climate change deniers missed the boat on all the ocean front property in Arizon…

You may think that the unconscious Is there to protect you from seein… How the sausage is made Because if you knew You wouldn’t want to eat it

In the final battle between Good and Evil both sides were allowed but one weapon Good didn’t think twice;

You can only e– ver explain things with that which cannot be explained

X marks the spot where cyborgs will receive their o– ver-the-air updates

If the soul is eternal then self-overcoming more than becoming who you really… is becoming who you always were It’s like peeling away