Love your enemy but do continue to hate your rival factions

People are the opposite of baked potatoes– If you keep poking holes in their theories they will explode

When space is finite we need to share which is colloquially known as using the Force When cyberspace is infinite

The human capacity for love is perfectly equaled by the human capacity for aggression The chances that these two traits would have been selected for

God knows that the only thing you can give the man who has everything is another chance

As mysterious as the caterpillar bursting into the butterfly a lifetime of following all the ru… somehow prepared them to change all the rules

We used to worry about selling out; now we’re terrified of not buying in

Both my parents were tall and I ended up a shrimp Not coincidentally, my diet has al… largely consisted of pink flamingo… though scientists insist that it’s…

I may look like a tall glass of water but be– ware, I’m half empty

We used to have the haves and the have nots But then the haves were further subdivided into the haves and the have to

It is only when you conduct a fearless moral inventory that you will come to fear God because you knew the right thing t… but did the wrong thing anyway

A wise man once told me that there are two kinds of family prob… He said Family Problem #1 is not having a family

I thought I was too smart for my own good But happily, I’d overestimated my… and I was just smart enough to be vaporous

When I was a kid the rule was one kid got to pour two glasses of Coke and the other kid