We should all know by now That every day is a do-over But we fail to realize That this means we’re in overtime And our version of overtime
When I started telling my employe… Apologies in advance! they still felt compelled by decor… No apologies needed which was how I ended exploitation
When did we ditch the Pledge of Allegiance for the wedge of a grievance
Ours is a culture of low tolerance masquerading as a culture of low risk tolerance
In a great leap forward Nanotech reduced life To avoiding death By turning life Into a video game
Mid-life is when you realize you’re in a clown car The end of life is about accepting that of all the clowns
On planet Earth there are natural… Anything you do comes with natural… On Google Earth there are no limi… You can do anything you want But anything you do
The early bird gets the worm But you are not the early bird Or the tardy bird You are the early bird Or the worm
We fear others Because we cannot trust them We fear God Because we can trust Him
You can’t watch sports these days… Father Time is undefeated Which is when I always quote Saul… “Vait a minute. Vat about Rocky…
I was a bullshit artist until I realized a career as a bullshit scientist paid better
If Star Wars is actually told From R2-D2’s perspective Then our only hope Is that God lets us go on believi… We are more powerful
In the old country song When Mac Davis sings “Oh lord it’s hard to be humble When you’re perfect in every way” I always assumed
If you don’t believe I’m the Led Zeppelin of poetry just wait ‘til you see my poems go over like a lead balloon
Looking for signs of intelligent l… We imagine their supremely advance… Like somnolent caterpillars Dreaming up fabulous cocoons of th…
