Fox News said it was “Fair and B… which supposedly meant that it was… because it was balanced but really it meant that it was fa… because it wasn’t balanced–

Like everyone else I dealt with My anonymity By becoming A recluse

Slow and steady wins the race because there isn’t any finish line

Wittgenstein’s fly in the bottle consults the map for directions to find the map

You’ve met your femme fa– tale when you can’t stop wishful thinking about her

It takes talent to write a hit pie… but anyone can write a puff piece that in thirty years will read as a hit piece

I used to fear That it would take all my strength Just to go on Now I just know That all my strength is for going…

If you have to ask how much pursuing it will cost you then you’ve already given way on your desire

Just as in tennis I play to my opponent’s level in relationships

Like many people I have dreams in which I’m flying but in mine I’m always flying

What else can I say? Is for most people a rhetorical qu… But the poet takes it literally Making it the exception that prove… That everything is a metaphor for…

The only possible form of self-awareness is knowing what you want to be true

God gives us what is necessary but not sufficient because nothing is ever sufficient

TaB Clear whose only selling point was its clearness was offered exclusively in aluminum cans

Like a real life Picture of Dorian Gray my hair stays full even as my act wears thin