You’ll know whether you’re there to make things better or to make yourself feel better by how you react when you’re told you can do better

It’s not just that “Man is wolf to man” It’s that he has always known this about himself and yet

If you take a hot-blooded child and raise him in a cold-blooded cu… don’t be surprised when you get a lukewarm-blooded vulture

Like you I was born for greatness And, like you My call to greatness is “A great disturbance in the Force…

So, how did we survive? We felt God’s Presence OMG, we would have never thought…

There’s a groove I’ve been going… just between heroic and anti-heroi… that’s perfectly romantic But betwixt the truth-teller and the soothsayer

The hardest thing to face is that your dreams won’t come tru… unless your fears come true first

In countries with official state-r… Everyone pretends to pay attention So that they can go back to being… In countries with unacknowledged s… Everyone pays attention

Relationships are hard work unless you’ve preemptively announc… that you’re quitting but staying on as a volunteer

Like many of you All my life I’ve been trying to predict What will happen when The unstoppable force

People think that their report car… will be graded Pass/Fail but since God has a mysterious rep… He gives two grades in every subje… You get an A for effort

The difference between poisonous snakes and venomous human beings is that when the snake bites you and explains

Fox News said it was “Fair and B… which supposedly meant that it was… because it was balanced but really it meant that it was fa… because it wasn’t balanced–

The cold war was a just war but a just war is still just war and war is hell