A people pleaser pretends to live in Youtopia but really resides in Myopia because all he can see is what he needs from you

Unlike the Americans and the Engl… who are divided by a common langua… the Americans and the Parisians are divided by a common symptom: disappointment

7 in 10 Americans believe in heave… while only 6 in 10 believe in hell which is why the house always wins

Setting aside crimes of passion, when people commit crimes it’s eit… they think they can get away with… or because they want to get caught Either way, they’re guilty;

The one path to a sustainable future is understanding that people will only agree to cuts in their standard of livin…

My psychic told me I needed to ta… I said I already knew that I came here to look before I leap

The opposite of modest isn’t immodest, it’s honest The opposite of immodest is confident

I have not loved my neighbor as my… but I have consistently greeted hi… with an insouciant bonhomie

She was so cool that even her periods were fashionably late

Counterintuitively AI’s two primary tasks– No one will ever get bored And Nothing will ever happen–

Forecasting the rain in Spain is mainly done in vain

It’s always a bad idea To admit you have no idea Put another way: No idea is a bad idea You get the idea

The answer man is left with a ques… What does a woman want? The question woman is stuck with a… A good man is hard to find but eas…

I’ve started blind copying my wife on emails to myself

Like everyone else I dealt with My anonymity By becoming A recluse