Now you only get to choose which hill you’re going to comply on

A man wants the mother of his children to be a chef in the kitchen “imaginative” in the bedroom a shrink in the living room

You have to do the right thing aut… At the same time you are doing it… This seems impossible because No one has ever quite done it Which is why you might call it

Business or pleasure? Let’s get down to business and ple… This is also known as Dying happy

If you don’t trust God You try to control others But eventually find That you can’t control those Who trust in God

People who enter a plea of I’m sorry if you were offended are bargaining for a sentence of time served reckoning they’ll have got off sco…

A smart phone is 1/7 billionth of a doomsday machine

It didn’t matter that I’d been scrupulously carbon neutral; my interlocutors persisted until I realized that the desire to make… had left a vast carbon footprint o…

I was painting by the numbers But mysteriously One number kept coming up So, I spent the remainder of my y… Working on a series of one paintin…

Our task is never-ending And our time is limited This is a major source of complain… But consider the opposite possibil… Our work here is done

We treat life as if Postponing the inevitable When we should be busy Preparing for the inestimable

Just as in tennis I play to my opponent’s level in relationships

Nothing is esoteric The mystical is the every-day There are no secrets But there is a lot of denial

It was always true that if you tried to save the relationship by looking the other way eventually they’d want to be

The high strung flaneur gives free advice to the good and good advice to the free