Now that I’m wearing a mask I find myself telling strangers everything

Don’t talk to strangers; Sing with them

When they closed all the beaches my dad said not to worry and I just knew he’d install the swimming pool I’d always wante… Instead, I came home from school

When I was a kid the rule was one kid got to pour two glasses of Coke and the other kid

In my second marriage I went all in on being authentic When she left she said that being with me

Originally it was about Michael Bike and called Bike Rider

You can’t quite see it but Moe also pokes Curly right in his third eye

When the devil told me “Fuck-up is a noun And so are you” I didn’t know if he meant I’m also a fuck-up

I won the day when my antagonist branded me a reactionary because, of course, I’m an overreactionary

I have two dogs Which means I’m in double trouble I have three daughters Which means

In the end no one could be held accountable for the catastrophe not because there weren’t plenty of warning signs

If it can’t be fixed but it must be fixed it stands to reason that you should keep trying the easy fix

There was once a time when No Jews allowed Meant No Jews allowed But now they say

Individual psychology is formed by… to lead the group into competition and it is only through the struggle between groups that the individual experiences

Generation X Marks the Spot Where a hex Is an aught But a flex