Optimists dance the two-step: It’s going to get worse before it gets better Pessimists plod

I’ve always been more interested in who wrote the book of self-love

Life’s unhappiest surprises always come from those you’ve known forever without ever knowing the score but now you will

Human beings are that species For whom No Is considered a cryptic response While

If new car smell lasts forever you will not be able to smell it

Before I met you the happiest I’d ever been was when everything I’d ever wante… was on lay-away because I didn’t have to make any…

The human capacity for love is perfectly equaled by the human capacity for aggression The chances that these two traits would have been selected for

Secure in my authenticity I thought I’d avoided that trap which had ensnared so many of my g… the safety of ironic distance– until I realized that

The amygdala tags memories such th… emotional events receive priority so when you rely on how you rememb… you’re trusting how you felt as if it weren’t always the case t…

Free will consists of recognizing the inevitable and choosing wisely

Blood is thicker than water Unless it’s blood From a turnip

It used to be true that “All the world’s a stage” but now that all the world wide web’s a gauge the real world’s but a Faraday Ca…

Nature codes us for the road Man decodes and lo, a crossroads Where God goads

Friendly competition is heaven on… Culture war is hell on wheels Of time But now that our culture’s wheels… We’ll soon be out of time

Fight fire With fire Accordingly, A bureaucracy can solve any proble… With more paperwork