Because I never learned anything… I learned the hard way that it’s the only way to learn anything at all

The cold war was a just war but a just war is still just war and war is hell

If you want to understand human be… You need Sigmund Freud If you want to understand Freud You need Jacques Lacan If you want to understand Lacan

The smartest gal in the room Is the one who realizes All the adults in the room Are emotional children Behaving like holy terrors

There was no end in sight but we put an end to that by losing our sight And all we could hear was the sound of violence

The first thing I fell in love with was her out-of-office notification

Optimism Hope without optimism Hope against hope Unconditional surrender Noncontingent being

We’ll never win a power struggle But that’s never stopped us trying And we always end up tying Because our fates are tied togethe…

You can’t take both forks in the road but you can overpack

The day I found out I was as deep as a basket of botto… was the same day I learned that the problem with fishing for compl… is that you can’t throw them back

The difference between art and rea… is that the artist is doomed to re… the triumphs of the past

Guilt is intolerable which is why “I can explain everything” is processed into “I have a theory which explains ev…

I thought I was choosing between Life and death When really, I was choosing betwe… First and last place So, when I thought I chose life

As mysterious as the caterpillar bursting into the butterfly a lifetime of following all the ru… somehow prepared them to change all the rules

On business trips to Moscow I never wear my three piece suit