Ours was the first all you can eat… to earn a coveted Michelin star and I always thought it was becaus… when you ordered the whole enchila… it came with bottomless fries

A people pleaser pretends to live in Youtopia but really resides in Myopia because all he can see is what he needs from you

The culture war is a cyber war where you can’t tell that you’re behind enemy lines until you’re compelled to read your lines

People keep repeating the same mis… Until they learn their lesson But what if the lesson is that History repeats itself? If you’ve skimmed your Nietzsche

We should all know by now That every day is a do-over But we fail to realize That this means we’re in overtime And our version of overtime

The Fed has one lever to pull– interest rates– to keep all of us consuming

Life can seem meaningless But I’ve found that Meaning is never lifeless

Life is simple; the meaning of life is complicated As a man I’m a simple creature but I’ve been married long enough… that women are complicated

There aren’t any lines That you can’t cross– This is called free will But there are lines That you can’t uncross–

They say seeing is believing but believing is doing so, logically, seeing is doing and I see what you’re doing so, I know what you believe

The most useful secret agents Are those who don’t know the secre… That they are agents of warfare

AI is A nobody And I am Nobody’s fool

Human beings are that species For whom No Is considered a cryptic response While

Where my father’s faith led him to wear a clerical collar I struggle with faith much as I do with ring around the…

When civilization was still buildi… deconstruction was all the rage Now that everything we’ve built is… rage is all the rage