In days gone by we said you can lead a horse to water but you can’t make it drink In these more opportune times it’s widely understood that

All men come with self-destruct bu… If he seems to be missing one, you’re the button

We used to worry about selling out; now we’re terrified of not buying in

People are the opposite of baked potatoes– If you keep poking holes in their theories they will explode

In the last stage of capitalism the rich will be ascetics

Just as in tennis I play to my opponent’s level in relationships

If God is dead we get eternal recurrence, when things just keep happening ov… and transference, where every authority figure

Life has given us pumpkins ostensibly for carving and smashing but I smell an opportunity though the opportunity cost

When America was grouped by right… We could always meet in the middle… This was called democracy But those days are over With America divided into

You’re only a real materialist If you demand that believers Do the impossible And then get angry When they prove you wrong

Your ego never knows it’s there Until you greet it Which you do By addressing the other

God gave us all of creation In which to luxuriate Together Instead We chose to deconstruct

You can tell the difference Between those who are interested i… And those who are interested in se… By noticing those Who pay lip service to service

For about one hundred years it was no longer a secret that the easiest way to be a rational a… in an irrational world is to rationalize all

Once I realized that I wasn’t afraid of sky diving just that my parachute wouldn’t op… I was able to conquer my fear without ever leaving the ground