The question isn’t Are you doing this the right way? Because there’s no right or wrong… To do the right thing The question is

The Cookie Monster is just living up to the name Kermit gave him

If you leave well enough alone for long enough you’ll have enough to make you cry

It happened to me That I happened to be And before I knew what was happen… I’d happened upon a crowd Who happened to have some Grey Po…

They can kick you out and send you to Siberia but they can’t kick God out of Siberia

Peace is not the goal It is the byproduct of the goal The goal is obvious Which is why we can’t see it

It’s not that we are past The point of no return But that we the people Have invested our life savings In scorn for our neighbor

I’ve started blind copying my wife on emails to myself

Just as birds regurgitate to feed their young human beings have culture

Nietzsche was right– “Life itself is will to power” But so was Plato– “The measure of a man is what he d… As was Lord Acton–

Actually marr– iage is like riding a tan– dem unicycle

I remember saying to myself Okay, this is it the moment of truths

The truth is always at a disadvant… because while you can harness truth in service of a lie you can’t tell lies

In becoming a celebrity a person meets the same kind of de… that a tree does in becoming a Christmas tree– embalmed in sugar

Having finally found my place I am ready for anything And everything Don’t worry– There’s a place for anyone