Words get in the way and a picture is worth a thousand words

My greatest fear is losing control but I’m not in control I have an eternal soul but I’m afraid to die I’m scared of making mistakes

Civilization is an attempt to filibuster death

Consider the vowel: In Marxism, the last shall remain… as the second A in materialism always becomes the second E in mat… And in capitalism, of course

The annoying thing about blenders Is how loud they are But then again My mouth functions as a blender And I’m a loudmouth

Given a choice We prefer A fait accompli

Takeoff always happens just as we are running out of runway

Life is either A whole lotta nothing Or a whole lotta love Nothing could be easier than love Then again

Social media is a dream come true– Finally, I can keep up appearances while letting myself go

My wife fixed me with a stare that said Really, what haven’t you done for…

They used to give me Birthday presents Now they give me A wide berth

Who is my trainer? God Who is my sparring partner? God Who is my cornerman?

X marks the spot where cyborgs will receive their o– ver-the-air updates

Language shouldn’t work A word, all words Are defined by other words Defined by still further words And on and on

Life was once a high-wire act without a net Now it’s tennis without a net