Why would they still offer A penny for our thoughts When they can buy in bulk

Nothing is more anathema to our ti… than a phrase that was still secon… just five minutes ago: May the best man win To understand everything we’ve los…

I never really knew what postmodern meant until I moved to the internet when from time to time

The love was exactly as strong as… So, if I could keep the peace I could keep the love Somehow, someway, I found peace And to them this meant war

All of the lakes are great But one of the lakes is superior

Money is an illusion that fools al… We only have one currency to spend And it is time At the time of judgment day We will only be asked one question…

Not much has changed but now I’m a glass is ten per– cent full kind of guy

I may not be the man who has everything but I’m the man who knows what to get for the man who has everything

On a scale of one to ten One being the lowest Ten being the highest Rate yourself Then imagine

In a failed democracy the one thing both sides can agree on is that the real traitors are the loyal opposition

Your life, like everyone else’s will eventually accept death’s pro… and maybe it’s because from the moment you were born death has been saying yes to life

My children have no idea they are living through a golden age of comedy

I’m not at liberty to say exactly… Batman and Robin change their clo… while sliding down the Bat Poles but I can share that it involves a lot of Alfred’s band…

We rent an apartment so my wife told me that technicall… I am the interim king of my own ca…