If we’re being scientific, then The more certain you are that quan… The less certain you become as to… i.e., It works like a charm And if we’re being honest, when

I thought my alarm clock woke me up each day but the day I realized it had always been a false alarm was the day I realized

I know I’m losing an argument with my friends when my thoughts turn to lunch I know I’m winning when I’m about to lose my lunch

When I filter my selfie it becomes a safie

According to Exxon Mobil absolute solar power corrupts absolutely

Living well Means accepting risk Living hell Is risk-free

You’ll know you’ve weathered their gaslighting if you feel dazed but not confused

It’s hard to quantify change We keep running our equations Adding and subtracting everything… From everything we know about God And the numbers don’t add up–

Freedom looks like Total autonomy When really, it’s The deepest connection

Our glass Is an hourglass And whether it is half-full Or half-empty Time is running out

If: “The unconscious is structured lik… Then: The ego is structured like a trans… of that language into the mother t…

Thinking that the purpose of life… things looked good enough on the s… to believe that my life was 24-karat gold Who knew that the purpose of beaut…

A movement can only cohere around a shared wish and the left sticks together by collectively wishing that Jews deserve what they get

The prevailing mood was that of a nuclear submarine having failed to deter Armageddon

The devil is ingenious: Since our minds are inside the min… The devil has designs on us Uploading our minds to the cloud– i.e. To hell–