If you count the rings on a tree stump it will tell you the cost of doing business
For our civilization to function everyone must be willing to meet at the disappointed hour where if you’re not five minutes t… you’re early
He was the kind of husband who when his wife asked him to stop sa… complied but started looking for excuses to… panda bear
Strange that we use Out of order for broken and for breaking the rules As if the Coke machine
The realist doesn’t look at clouds… that describes the escapist The realist looks at clouds and se… from her childhood
If I were going to rephrase the O… I’d say I believe in God because There’s no better explanation And if I were going to re-explain…
In contemporary materialism the miracle of consciousness is filtered through zeros and ones making One a number of things with zero chance of going right
I used to believe that if no one was unwanted there would be no more Wanted post… Now I think that because we can never stop wanting
I may have a way with words but the metaverse is fast doing away with words
Actually marr– iage is like riding a tan– dem unicycle
You’ll know you’re talking to God When He doesn’t talk back Yet you still have your answer
When I was a kid people grew on me like grass Now they’re more like sod
You can’t break the chain of events but you can break the chain of custody for the chain of events
Forecasting the rain in Spain is mainly done in vain
There’s no time like the present: Do it now Like, there’s no time like the pre… Do it now, but from an ironic dist… There’s no time to like the presen…
