In the age of divorce It needs to be said: If you don’t want to end up divorc… Do not covet your neighbor’s ex-wi…
Catwoman shamed Batman into getting out of the Batmobile… by telling him it was just like ec…
The biggest risk of immortality is the lack of risk Chances are you’ll be bored to dea… for all eternity
You can never be happy with what you have; on– ly with what you lack
Liberalism without religion is lik… dining at an all-you-can-eat buffe… There’s plenty of everything but everything is so-so Religion without liberalism is lik…
Eat, drink And be merry But don’t drink And derive
All men come with self-destruct bu… If he seems to be missing one, you’re the button
The truth is always at a disadvant… because while you can harness truth in service of a lie you can’t tell lies
Liberalism is a gift That can only be received from Go… Sourced anywhere else It becomes a debt That can never be repaid
In the latest version of doublespe… A rhetorical question Is shrouded in a question
I can demand control Of my fear Or I can accept That I am not in control And be not afraid
Actually marr– iage is like riding a tan– dem unicycle
You have your Mr. Fix-It and your Mr. Learn-To-Live-With-It
We’ve taken the last ember in the ashes for a glimmer of hope
I fist met Cap’n Crunch back when he was 2nd Lieutenant C… He did this weird thing where he’d… in the powdered milk powder and sa… Stays crunchy even in milk!
