The depths of despair will be alleviated to the degree of your depths of attachment

Relationships are hard work unless you’ve preemptively announc… that you’re quitting but staying on as a volunteer

The bad news is that liberal societies can only cohere in the face of external enemies The good news is that we will never lack for

Yes Life is a pain But it is a labor pain

Our big mistake is thinking a leap of faith is a tandem parachute jump where God pulls the parachute and you float gently down

If you need to appear weak to access power you’ll end up weak-kneed and abuse your power

Whoever said It’s lonely at the top must have never had their own spelling group in third grade

It’s funny– The more plastic we add to the wor… The less flexible we become As if in making a world of plastic We believe we can bend that world…

My organizing principle Is that everyone wants to be princ… Unless they realize that God is p… And that for God Everyone is principal

I told my daughter Let me give you some free advice: You get what you pay for And she said I don’t get it

No shoes, no shirt, no service Just say no Do not pass go, do not collect $20… Don’t call us, we’ll call you No pain, no gain

The opposite of modest isn’t immodest, it’s honest The opposite of immodest is confident

Even when I’ve had sweet dreams Sleeping leaves a bad taste in my… Because even good dreams are bad d… Since the worst thing you can do t… Is to fulfill his wishes

Much like nuclear weapons the whole point of having vacation days is never to use them

Life may be defined by loss But the picture Next to the definition Depicts acceptance