As AI gets smarter and smarter we’ll grow cuter and cuter until like a pug who struggles to breath… we’re too cute for our own good

Our glass Is an hourglass And whether it is half-full Or half-empty Time is running out

You’ll know you’ve weathered their gaslighting if you feel dazed but not confused

The first half of life Is spent waiting for the inevitabl… But inevitably, you get distracted… Because a watched pot never boils The second half of life

Some people have baggage; I come with furniture Fortunately, my wife enjoys rearranging

Staring at your phone came to be known as the thousand yard stare

Augmented reality works through addition by subtraction where we’ve lost contact with real… but gained a sun

I was struggling to decide Whether music is more defined by t… “90’s music is obviously the great… Or by type– “Grunge is so underrated, it’s ove…

The only colleges left standing will be the ones that can make you look smart while you’re playing dumb

The usual cruelty Is having multiple children And enforcing a hierarchy In order to keep the peace Unusual cruelty

The universe is a kinetic watch so time only keeps going if we’re on the move making Zeno’s paradox of motion just a way of reassuring ourselves

One thing I’ve learned is The good times Weren’t as good As I imagined them to be In fear of the bad times

The moment I think It’s beneath me the solid ground collapses into a sinkhole where I remain

The New Revised Standard Version… A frenemy of yours is a frenemy of… whereas the New King James Versi… The frenemy of my frenemy is my fr…

When I risk loss for those who are lost only then shall we both be found