You may or may not realize it yet But you’re in the army If you do You’ve got your marching orders; It’s up to you to follow them

I remember saying to myself Okay, this is it the moment of truths

Think about how much control they… with a made up version of eternal damnation Then consider how much freedom you’ll be left with

A memory hole should be just deep enough to bury yourself up to the neck– Any deeper

Human cloning only started to take… Once it became clear that The original becomes a copy of the…

The people pleaser’s greatest mist… is believing that if you always walk the line you will never have to

We think nothing’s shocking since we’ve seen it all when really it’s because we’re blind to the obvious

For years I sojourned as a humble… Hanging all my hopes On one day emerging as a brilliant… For my moment in the sun Inching ever forward towards the s…

Not to be outdone I cut my face off to spite my nose

Tom Brady keeps a portrait of him… that is becoming progressively more likable

Many con artists have a moral awakening; even more realize that the only compassionate thing to do is continue the con

Never answer a yes or no question. Answer the question that you wish had been asked of you: “Ms. Magill, I’m gonna give you one more opportunity for the world to see your answer. Does...

When they drew a winner It looked like we’d won By the luck of the draw But we came by our good fortune The honest way:

Keep in mind that if you’re going to jump from the frying pan into the fire a golden parachute just buys you plenty of time to ponder

We used to have the haves and the have nots But then the haves were further subdivided into the haves and the have to