Social media is a dream come true– Finally, I can keep up appearances while letting myself go
Having given up On heaven No one Recognizes hell
Rome wasn’t built in a day But it was sacked In a day and a half
Happiness is the moment after the weight of the world is lifted from your shoulders and before it lands on your toe
My life used to be An open book Now it’s an open state secret
Like you I was born for greatness And, like you My call to greatness is “A great disturbance in the Force…
The truth is always at a disadvant… because while you can harness truth in service of a lie you can’t tell lies
Everybody worships something But that something is amiss Hero worship is one thing But heroin’s an abyss Invisible from the One Ring
The original version’s working title was The Giveth and Taketh Away Tree but Silverstein couldn’t get it published
We subtract to find the difference But at bottom There is no difference Leaving it up to us To make a difference
The only way to become friends And stay friends Is to spend time together Is it any wonder, then That pandemic lockdowns
It turns out they were right when they removed the self-destruc… explaining You won’t be needing this anymore now that you have autocorrect
The moment of truth has come and g… Leaving us with the whole truth: The best and worst is yet to come When there will be nothing but the… And you will only know the best fr…
In a Hegelian reversal, I couldn’t com– plain but it would help
Soft totalitarianism is like shoes That are just tight enough To remain comfortable If you don’t go anywhere
