One interpretation holds that the… And the Tree of Knowledge of Goo… Are one and the same tree Which makes sense to me Since when Adam and Eve decided t…

My wife– All 5 feet of her– Busted me out of prison So that I could get back To a life of time

It’s easy to choose between good and bad So, when there are no good choices most people take the easy way out

Hell is other people Purgatory is other people’s money Heaven is money

The last stage of wes– tern civilization was groupthink without groups

I’m getting much better at recognizing my wife’s subtle hi… like when she recently put mosquit… over her side of the bed

I tried using my get out of jail free card but the CVV on the back was Roman Numerals for eleven

Because it’s so hellacious transmuting lead into gold the people pleaser finds it heavenly to degrade gold into lead

Money can’t buy me love; Bitcoin doesn’t need to

Physically unscathed after a life of piracy he was forced to lean heavily on his emotional scarring

In families adept at keeping open secrets no one expects you to state the obvious

I tried doing everything right Until I dug a hole Took a right turn at Albuquerque And realized There are no straight lines in my…

Some people have baggage; I come with furniture Fortunately, my wife enjoys rearranging

The fear of God is hard to define… Like many things You know it when you see it Which is whenever you witness some… Summon the courage to do what must…

In the cyber proxy war of all agai… We are all fighting each other So that none of us have to fight Our own worst inclinations