I can only ever seem to do the math in the aftermath

In theory rule by consensus sounds more democratic but in practice it leads to hung juries

We think nothing’s shocking since we’ve seen it all when really it’s because we’re blind to the obvious

My shampoo is nine– ty nine percent natural, as if that were enough

I was an idea man with one good idea and I have no idea why they stole my idea of a good t… when they could just have it

Because I was both my private and public self I was neither and my trail went cold from there But now that there are neither

There are only two questions: Are we asking the right question? and Who gets the last word?

I was the first ever lobster discovered in the wild with a rubber band around my claw clamping it shut

Finding themselves at court in a r… for a body politic gone mad withou… aides could only hope to exploit h… bias in lieu of appeals to his dec…

If you are taught that asserting yourself is wrong your only defense will be victimho… Knowing this we can reverse engineer

If you pull my heartstring I’ll say one of eleven pre-recorded phrases but you can only hear the ones in the first four dimensions

What if I could just do no wrong Then surely, I’d still get to bel… Perforce, I did nothing And found myself bluffing Whenever I needed to be strong

It’s easier for capitalism to end than to imagine the end of capital…

My greatest fear is losing control but I’m not in control I have an eternal soul but I’m afraid to die I’m scared of making mistakes

Every night when I go to sleep my dreams fulfill my dearest wishe… so that I can make it through anot… But the metaverse is a dreamscape where your avatar is only allowed…