The dream has always been To build a time machine And go back in time To change the present But some things never change–

The first half of life: If it ain’t broke Don’t fix it The second half of life: If you can’t fix it

As an American I have a posteriori knowledge that Americans pretend without reason to a priori knowledge of the other

The surest sign That people don’t know what they w… Is when they want to have it both… But since you can’t have it both w… They settle for enforcing one way

If we’re all afraid of change and if the more things change the more they stay the same then we’re all afraid that nothing will ever really chan…

All opinions are wrong but you can only learn from your own mistakes

Let’s call the before times “The… It’s not what you know It’s who you know But after the social media It’s not who you know

The conceit of individualism was that you could have a type without even wondering if you might be a type

After you’ve uploaded everything t… and run the lot of it through the… be sure to recycle, but keep a lit… perhaps in a locket around your ne… or, if you go in for irony,

Tom Brady keeps a portrait of him… that is becoming progressively more likable

I always wondered why there are several teen archetypes on offer in The Breakfast Club– each with their own exquisite agon… but also the promise of redemption…

In an online community You don’t have to commute But your sins will never be commut…

Of what value Would be my love If I could not Give my life for it Our (patent) pending immortality,…

At the risk of defeating myself I’ll say it in vain: Love and aggression are sutured by pain making war and peace

I want what you want so I want a cow