My life used to be An open book Now it’s an open state secret
Steely Dan sings “I don’t wanna do your dirty work… again and again only once intoning “I foresee terrible trouble
Power is a measure of the capacity to cope with our lack of control and in wielding our power to take control
If I’ve said it once they’ve liked it a thousand times
We can’t fool God But we can fool ourselves into thi… We fooled God The surest way to do so Is to fool ourselves into thinking
In the latest version of Captain… Captain America’s archenemy is Captain Obvious for all the obvious reasons
If you don’t believe I’m the Led Zeppelin of poetry just wait ‘til you see my poems go over like a lead balloon
Pressure is wanting it for someone else Passion is wanting it
Life can seem meaningless But I’ve found that Meaning is never lifeless
You need to follow the rules all t… so that you’re following the rules… At the same time, you need to know exactly when to break the rules But there can’t be a rule for brea…
We used to worry about selling out; now we’re terrified of not buying in
Theoretically, Schrodinger’s Cat is both alive and dead at the same time In reality, cats have nine lives and one death
God is infinitely demanding (MC… Because (=) God is infinitely rewarding (E)
Almost every student prefers and l… But will almost always take the vi… Because those classes are always e…
It was an offer I thought I couldn’t refuse: You can sit there and take it Or leave it Having nowhere to go
