In the confession booth I have a confession to make so that I can receive forgiveness In the show trial I have a confession to make up

It’s only once you realize There’s no such thing As your own success That you avoid becoming A victim of your own success

You can only e– ver explain things with that which cannot be explained

God: Do you trust me? Me: It’s not my fault!

The high strung flaneur gives free advice to the good and good advice to the free

What is the internet? It’s not a thing in space and time It’s a nothing in timeless cybersp… You could represent it with– “The symbol zero denoting the abse…

Nobody wants to feel left out And we’ll do anything to stay in Which is why most people have inni… Right by their guts Because trusting your gut

The lion hasn’t lain down with the lamb if, in its slumber the lion dreams it’s a lamb

I was happy alone Because being together Meant being lonely Until you showed me That being together

All art’s politi– cal but some art is more re– ligious than others

We can all agree that life is the number one cause of death But no one wants to admit that death is the only cause of ne… Nevertheless, we love our children

In an earthly alternative to astro… We each get our own distinct Tree… And mine is a Pacific silver fir Another word for which is Amabilis

Unlike echolocation language doesn’t bounce off an obj… Instead language encounters the world and… allowing you to get lost

In Judaism The three most important prohibiti… Idolatry, adultery, and murder In idolatry you abandon God In adultery you abandon your soulm…

The bell curve is the Serpent With the lump in the middle Who ate Adam and Eve By convincing us we’re all mostly… But we’ve proven indigestible