You can’t cut the cord When you are the cord Connecting what you’ve been told y… With How you will inflict that burden o…

Lunch is born free but everywhere is in chain restaurants

The first half of life: Did I say that? The second half of life: I did say that The end of life:

It was an offer I thought I couldn’t refuse: You can sit there and take it Or leave it Having nowhere to go

Almost every student prefers and l… But will almost always take the vi… Because those classes are always e…

I was never one for playing the field but I was really good at standing on the sideline worrying over my equipment

A class marker is always written in permanent marker; in a classless society the permanent marker

As the world closed in the Pollyanna sought safety in numbers only to find herself taking a number

Life is a trial in which the more you obey the guiltier you become Miraculously

The usual cruelty Is having multiple children And enforcing a hierarchy In order to keep the peace Unusual cruelty

The pleasure of a new discovery is only exceeded by the satisfaction of making a recommendation

The baton is a scroll that says– among other things– The road goes on forever Heaven is

Life was once a high-wire act without a net Now it’s tennis without a net

I was happy alone Because being together Meant being lonely Until you showed me That being together

Actually, we all died in the pande… Life– I can’t afford not to Pandemic life– I can’t afford to… The afterlife– I can’t afford not…