You can’t take both forks in the road but you can overpack

You can either learn to ride a bik… with no hands in order to show off or to free your hands for another task

Mysticism, esoteric knowledge, these are euphemisms for what’s hiding in plain sight: We are not alone

Originally it was about Michael Bike and called Bike Rider

When my father-in-law dusted the cobwebs off our front p… they were back within the week It is hard to feel sorry for a spe… that has negligible capacities for…

If they were ever only attacking a… there’d be nor real need for the l… But the act of distorting an idea is always a pretext to the taking… So, you’ll know it’s a strawman fa…

The sixth extinction was hardest of all on the balloon animal artists

You can’t take it with you tells us how to live well But we think it means living forev… and so, we’ve invested in Shell In the hopes that our savings will…

The first difference between your… When you know your boss’s eyes are… You need to look busy But when you know God’s eyes are… You actually want to get busy

Ours was the first all you can eat… to earn a coveted Michelin star and I always thought it was becaus… when you ordered the whole enchila… it came with bottomless fries

There is no theory of quantum grav… Because– Einstein notwithstanding– No one understands gravity There is no theory of God

When I was a baby My mother wiped my bum Social media, then, is the fountai… As I become its obedient child Every time it wipes my memory

I’ve been running the numbers and the running joke that we’re running the show will keep everyone running in plac… until they all start running for t…

I could do a passable moonwalk in socks on linoleum but if I put on one glove I had to take off one sock

After the death of God religion lived on as an inquest taboo