Your life is just a reflection of… So, imagine what would happen if The first cause was your first pri… In the beginning It just might cause you
You know a hipster is aging gracef… When he comes to see that Objects in mirror Are closer than they appear
I may not be the man who has everything but I’m the man who knows what to get for the man who has everything
For the antisemite the Jews’ most galling offense is the audacity of their survival, decoding the latest antisemitic sl… the smear of “Jewish Supremacy”-
Upon dying peacefully in my sleep surrounded by family after a long, prosperous life the Grim Reaper looked at me and… I’m glad to see you’ve arrived saf…
My wife I mean my life Is a fulfillment of dreams Where I wish I were wearing pants
History’s first lesson– the ABCs– is that, unless coerced not to people kill the ones they hate History’s second lesson–
Who is my trainer? God Who is my sparring partner? God Who is my cornerman?
Crypto is for the solvent Crypto is a solvent Invest amongst yourselves
It’s hard to quantify change We keep running our equations Adding and subtracting everything… From everything we know about God And the numbers don’t add up–
It’s not that I’ve often taken leave of my senses but that I can never take a hint
Because the ego mustn’t know its real mission lest it go back on accepting it, this message will self-destruct five seconds before life begins:
If you’re locked out of your house you can die from exposure but if you’re locked in your house you can die from overexposure
The devil’s one job Is making you an offer You can’t refuse And there’s only one thing The devil can’t offer
I’m no angel But I have two angels– One to protect me from others And one to protect me from myself So, I was never alone
