It’s not a real collection Unless It’s unsatisfying It’s not real money Until
You must go on. I can’t go on. I’ll ramble on.
Everyone looks out for their own f… This is normal But looking out for your own first by dehumanizing the other for looking out for their own firs…
All self-help books boil down to this: You can’t fold a piece of paper more than 7 times but if you could fold it 103 times
On a scale of one to ten One being the lowest Ten being the highest Rate yourself Then imagine
Marriage is the only place I’m neither feature nor bug but both
One person can never predict the future but two people can if they get married This is a clue
Instead of dismantling oppression we dismantled the printing press inaugurating the Information Age when no news is good news all information is disinformation
Nothing in life is guaranteed Because God is guaranteed
It should come as no surprise when the Emperor with no clothes e… Off with their threads!
We can all agree that life is the number one cause of death But no one wants to admit that death is the only cause of ne… Nevertheless, we love our children
If they were ever only attacking a… there’d be nor real need for the l… But the act of distorting an idea is always a pretext to the taking… So, you’ll know it’s a strawman fa…
According to experts There are only seven basic plots Limited to the believable There are no experts on the truth Because the truth
Imagine the disappointment when we… both wearing Velcro singlets but each fashioned from the softer… with nary a hook between us
We went from wearing galoshes over… to wearing galoshes over our shoes… to wearing galoshes as shoes and now we wear galoshes over galo…
