There was only one time When God didn’t give people a cho… When God chose Jews He didn’t give them a choice As compensation
Liberalism is a gift That can only be received from Go… Sourced anywhere else It becomes a debt That can never be repaid
If you don’t trust God You try to control others But eventually find That you can’t control those Who trust in God
We have achieved the classless society: eve– rything is tacky
Accustomed to the view from their… the rich had no idea they were fas… a very steep waterfall
My grandfather built his house With his own hands And yet later in life Cut off half his thumb with a chai… If Alanis Morissette is right
Time is relentless. Are you?
The cover-up is always worse when there’s no crime
In cyberspace We play Simon Says In an endless repetition of Repeat after me In the world to come
When life gives you A bottomless pit Fill it with Bottomless fries
It’s taken me this long to underst… like Pee Wee Herman I meant to do that though I’m still unsure why Because as hard as it’s been
It wasn’t until I earned my MBA that I understood the second comin… as an incredible opportunity for r… e.g, think about the implications… Jesus updated from sandals to toe…
Every writer has mistaken his shotgun for a rifle– He may hit where he aims but he will also surely miss In discharging his will to power
It feels like I’m writ– ing an unauthorized au– tobiography
The best way to feel in control even though all control is an illusion is to stand in a line
