Get back! Problem is The internet will still be there w… Get back
Peanut butter’s not very good by itself but chocolate is Because I’m not very religious it’s important for me
We like to think That the solution to our problems Is coming together As one human family When this whole time
Each of us gets to ask God one question and this question is your life
On business trips to Moscow I never wear my three piece suit
All self-help books boil down to this: You can’t fold a piece of paper more than 7 times but if you could fold it 103 times
The greatest strength is the willi… To critically examine your weaknes… The Torah is a tool For critically examining your weak… So that you might be strengthened
Asked to surrender his battleship John Paul Jones replied “I have not yet begun to fight!” Asked to surrender my ego trip I replied
Rome wasn’t built in a day But it was sacked In a day and a half
The human condition is either thinking that we’re free when we’re actually held captive or thinking that we’re captive when we’re actually free
Heads I bite my tongue Tails You cut it off
You can’t break the chain of events but you can break the chain of custody for the chain of events
The difference between Mother Nature and God the Father is that the former doesn’t suffer fools gladly while the latter
Women give hints So that men will think It was their idea I’ve never been good at taking a h… But I’m good at following orders
On a gray scale Of one to ten I’m a perfect five
