History’s first lesson– the ABCs– is that, unless coerced not to people kill the ones they hate History’s second lesson–

The older I get the less I pause for effect This is because the clock is ticking and I’d rather not waste my time

Thinking that the purpose of life… things looked good enough on the s… to believe that my life was 24-karat gold Who knew that the purpose of beaut…

You can’t take it with you tells us how to live well But we think it means living forev… and so, we’ve invested in Shell In the hopes that our savings will…

Cognitive Behavioral Therapy (C… Holds that there is a sequence In which an experience is followed… By a belief, a thought, and a feel… Fair enough

It takes talent to write a hit pie… but anyone can write a puff piece that in thirty years will read as a hit piece

Business or pleasure? Let’s get down to business and ple… This is also known as Dying happy

It’s only once you realize There’s no such thing As your own success That you avoid becoming A victim of your own success

People ask if God is real But that’s the wrong question The real question is whether or no… We are afraid to ask that question Because we are afraid of what othe…

Think about how much control they… with a made up version of eternal damnation Then consider how much freedom you’ll be left with

There is no Status quo But there is Status

What if I could just do no wrong Then surely, I’d still get to bel… Perforce, I did nothing And found myself bluffing Whenever I needed to be strong

When life gives white people lemon… they make ginger tea lemonade wit…

When Plan A is not having a plan Plan B is not having an exit strategy

The Cookie Monster is just living up to the name Kermit gave him