Self-discipline is The only real self-indulgence Everything else is self-abnegation

We used to have the haves and the have nots But then the haves were further subdivided into the haves and the have to

What I lack in subtlety I make up for in volume

Late capitalism compensated for it… by blending it into its own propri… No one can redeem the past But everyone can redeem coupons!

Every writer has mistaken his shotgun for a rifle– He may hit where he aims but he will also surely miss In discharging his will to power

It’s only once You’ve submitted to God’s will That God will say Surprise Me

Life has given us pumpkins ostensibly for carving and smashing but I smell an opportunity though the opportunity cost

Mid-life is when you realize you’re in a clown car The end of life is about accepting that of all the clowns

We can’t tell you how anything wor… It’s computers? Nothing works? This party rules! It’s not the only party in town

Self-flattery will get you everywhere but there’s nowhere left to go

Jews learned the hard way That because God sanctions God also sanctions– In this lies their certainty about… Most other nations just know

If the world exists on a continuum between utopia and dystopia but instead of polar opposites utopia and dystopia are both hell then at the exact midpoint

A materialist uses Occam’s Razor And arrives at the conclusion That the simplest explanation Is that there is no explanation A believer uses Occam’s Razor

In failing to put the I in team I took the erotic out of neurotic

Given a choice We prefer A fait accompli