Each day is another chance Another chance at what? Maybe another bite at the apple Or just maybe Another day not to take a bite out…
The lamppost is an outpost Where it’s safe to admit That between you, me, and the lamp… Self-knowledge is over-rated Self-deception is automated
My wife I mean my life Is a fulfillment of dreams Where I wish I were wearing pants
Consider the vowel: In Marxism, the last shall remain… as the second A in materialism always becomes the second E in mat… And in capitalism, of course
Knowledge is power said the company man of the hour on whom we all soon began to sour for institutional knowledge is dou…
If I said– The worst thing you can say about… is that he always plays it safe– then he sounds like a perfectly ni… But when I say–
In the west Since we can’t control time We just buy more time An approach used elsewhere With equally mixed results
Living during COVID-19 Was like trying to eat A bag of individually wrapped M&M…
Marxism is a sadism with a simple formula: My happiness becomes real the moment yours is dematerialized
Because there is no I in lions, if a lion could talk, it couldn’t say I Which is to say, a lion can starve but never lacks,
You can’t break the chain of events but you can break the chain of custody for the chain of events
Men require 613 mitzvos to cleave… As tightly as God cleaves to them Which is indivisibly Women, born closer to God Require just 599 mitzvos to cleave…
None of us can see further than our own noses but Pinocchio can see further than the rest of us
It’s capitalism after it shed its skin
Apocalypse now in the eternal now