Average academics Have a pet theory Dominant academics Have a pet theory about pet theori…

It’s a truism that life is a roller coaster ride But it’s also true that unlike a roller coaster things get even more interesting

Time is money But time stops at the speed of lig… Which means the buck stops, too Making enlightenment the act of ta… For how you’ve spent your time

We can be given responsibility by God but we can only take control

The crucial ingredient for random mutation to drive evolution is a surplus of time But nothing

The narcissist has just the one advantage but it’s all that he needs: Instead of looking his true self i… he gets to look his false self in…

The reason God made us mortal Is the reason hiding in plain sigh… So that Knowing we must die anyway We might choose

My social medi– a persona is the mime who just won’t shut up

If there is one thing we can all agree on it’s moral certainty

With the same hubris That got us into this mess In the first place We like nothing more than to decla… Global warming is man-made

People are like whales who have gotten sick of plankton

We call the end of sex the little… And the idea of casual sex Is as absurd as casual death

Originally it was about Michael Bike and called Bike Rider

Most tautologies are self-fulfilling prophecies For example: Most people are average But God never met

The first half of life Is spent waiting for the inevitabl… But inevitably, you get distracted… Because a watched pot never boils The second half of life