You can’t watch sports these days… Father Time is undefeated Which is when I always quote Saul… “Vait a minute. Vat about Rocky…

Think about how much control they… with a made up version of eternal damnation Then consider how much freedom you’ll be left with

The never-ending apocalyptic refra… may just be yet another version of death’s denial: The world must be ending

I’ll give you the forest And I’ll take the trees You save the whales And I’ll keep the bees The sand in your eyes

It’s not about you; It’s about me– This is how you know She’s breaking up with you It’s not about you;

The most radical act has become One that gives you meaning Without getting you attention Not because we don’t need one anot… We all do–

At bottom God is a brute fact and Satan a brutal fact

My analyst says I want to have my cake and put it in a time capsule too

It’s obvious that God is doing us… But it’s less widely acknowledged… God calls in all His favors And the only way to return the fav… Is to try and do the impossible

You cannot beat God in any sport but you can tie Him in bowling

In fragile civilizations Power is used to acquire status And status is just for decoration In resilient civilizations Self-sacrifice is recognized as th…

In hopes of finally nailing down All the right answers We converted English into math Filtering language through ones an… Making all stories into word probl…

Liberalism without religion is lik… dining at an all-you-can-eat buffe… There’s plenty of everything but everything is so-so Religion without liberalism is lik…

I can’t get no satisfaction except self-satisfaction and I pity the fool who would want that

If you’re looking for answers life is a wild goose chase If you’re looking for the next que… life is a never-ending scavenger h…