The first time I went to a robot… I said it hurts when I do this just as I bared my soul and the robot doctor said Don’t do that
Forecasting the rain in Spain is mainly done in vain
Our faith will be tested And this test isn’t pass/fail; It’s life and death– Life is our test, Death is our grade,
All of the lakes are great But one of the lakes is superior
Trump’s genius is his nothingness which allows him to be everything e.g., He’s America’s inside joke (American democracy was a joke lon…
It takes guts to admit you don’t belong but it’s easy to read a sign that says No admission
When a tone deaf authority insists you watch your tone it’s because they would never ask you to do something they aren’t already doing themselv…
I used to believe that if no one was unwanted there would be no more Wanted post… Now I think that because we can never stop wanting
“You want fries with that?” used to be a line to mock the working poor How ironic that “You want fries with that?”
Your ego has you fooled To stop playing the fool Start identifying with your soul And as soon as you do You’ll begin to see the ego
The Cookie Monster is just living up to the name Kermit gave him
God broke in half-way through my prayer and said You’re on mute
You don’t really know someone until it becomes clear that you don’t really know them
Our civilization is like an egg– It can withstand enormous pressure at the top (for the obvious reasons) and bottom
I don’t get mad I get odd
