Happy me, happy precis: Happy wife, happy life
I was never one for playing the field but I was really good at standing on the sideline worrying over my equipment
Trump’s genius is his nothingness which allows him to be everything e.g., He’s America’s inside joke (American democracy was a joke lon…
The high strung flaneur gives free advice to the good and good advice to the free
At bottom crypto mining is just another form of extracting fossil fuels But the crypt keeper knows that the best way to hide somethin…
When your mind is transparent Your body becomes invisible Because once they’ve made certain You’re thinking all the right thou… They’ll never give you another tho…
The cogito may be airtight but its reverse– I am, therefore I think– is less certain
If my wife could re-draft she says she’d still take me but only after trading back to the second round
By keeping us on screen text messages, direct messages, et… are always mixed messages of the Trust, but verify
I’ve reached the age where getting ready for bed is like preparing for a spacewalk
I always liked making people laugh until my undergraduates told me that it was an abuse of power asym…
The older I get the less I pause for effect This is because the clock is ticking and I’d rather not waste my time
In failing to put the I in team I took the erotic out of neurotic
God gave us all of creation In which to luxuriate Together Instead We chose to deconstruct
You can die a million times Without a single ego death But one ego death is worth One God