Life isn’t perfect Because God’s love is
The truth will set you free but consensus will get you academi… i.e., tenure
The tough part about loving someon… is that connection supports autono… It’s tough to love someone enough to grant them their freedom and you can only do so
When they shut down Ringling Bros… a down on his luck clown looked into a second career as a m… but was informed that the mimes were only accepting applications f…
I may look like a tall glass of water but be– ware, I’m half empty
If Meta has its way Meta will be to the metaverse as God is to the universe Of course if you look God in the face
The first half of life: Did I say that? The second half of life: I did say that The end of life:
Can’t buy me love but you can buy me likes
People don’t like surprises so I tell them they’re in for a real surprise which gives them something to look…
What I lack in subtlety I make up for in volume
I was never one for playing the field but I was really good at standing on the sideline worrying over my equipment
I try to win but I don’t play to win; I play to play
I can’t say I have wants and needs; mainly I don’t want to be needy
Beware the self-loathing salesman who loves what he does– If you buy what he’s selling then you bought it because you broke it
When I listen to the blues I can’t stop thinking of advice I’d give
