You have your Mr. Fix-It and your Mr. Learn-To-Live-With-It

We treat life as if Postponing the inevitable When we should be busy Preparing for the inestimable

No sooner were the gates free of b… than we’d paired off and squared off as fascists vs. totalitarians And as for the dissidents not spoi…

With the same hubris That got us into this mess In the first place We like nothing more than to decla… Global warming is man-made

The Declaration of Independence w… revised to guarantee life, security and the pursuit of criminals

No one seems to see (least of all me) that being all you can be isn’t about clutching superiority– it’s for abjuring mediocrity

The difference between sports and real life is that if Love played basketball against Empire, Hate, Violence and Death and won

You can’t watch sports these days… Father Time is undefeated Which is when I always quote Saul… “Vait a minute. Vat about Rocky…

My astrologer credited her work wi… for the discovery of a thirteenth… Jello the Jellyfish which shares the sting of my erstw… but is distinguished by a spineles…

My dreams are no longer about wish fulfillment but about the Amazon fulfillment center

Our bodies are exactly as strong as gravity’s resistance makes them… in recognition of mortality we symbolize this through the know… that gravity is the weakest

At first everyone was to be followed by a p… to protect us from terrorists or kill us if we were terrorists But then it was decided that

In my experience it’s not necessarily true that one plus one must equal two The sum is nearly always

They used to give me Birthday presents Now they give me A wide berth

You have a real life if there are no easy solutions You have a real problem if there are no easy solutions but there is an easy way out