I’ve done the math: In regards to #1 #1a is sadly mistaken

A smart phone is 1/7 billionth of a doomsday machine

The crucial ingredient for random mutation to drive evolution is a surplus of time But nothing

I was always being reassured that I was in the circle of trust but kept in the dark as to my place in it

I’m always leaving things at church so the lost and found won’t be empty

Your ego never knows it’s there Until you greet it Which you do By addressing the other

When God closes one store He opens another

Blood is thicker than water Unless it’s blood From a turnip

Imagine all the things They wouldn’t allow If they were invented now Anything fast: No motorcycles

The only reason to pursue fame is to forestall the possibility that you’re the kind of person who would die wishing you’d been more famous

We used to worry about selling out; now we’re terrified of not buying in

We hit it off: she’d declawed her cats and I’d plucked my cacti’s needles

Either like swords all signs have a point Or like the needle of a compass

If they cut a deal with the devil to cut you loose without ever having to cut the crap they’ll cut right to the chase and… how much it saddens them to cut ti…

Jews have learned the hard way How to discern when someone has Failed to earn their F for failin… The tell is whenever a Jew just Living a life