The difference between the walking… And the walking dead Is what they have in common– The walking wounded can laugh at t… And the walking dead can only laug…
Blood is thicker than water Unless it’s blood From a turnip
Alas Nobody wakes up in the morning To kiss my ass Miraculously I don’t wake up in the morning
Hell is having infinite wishes but using them all to wish for infinite wishes Heaven is having infinite wishes but only needing
You will have noticed by now That the phrase Public humiliation Is redundant
The left used to believe that the people have the power but once the Jewish people had the power to form the state of Israel
You can only tell that People are truly free If they work harder than everyone… Which they do because All of their work
One thing I’ve learned is The good times Weren’t as good As I imagined them to be In fear of the bad times
We put tracking collars around ani… We put smartphones in our hands And in holding them We have our hands around our necks
I try to win but I don’t play to win; I play to play
All of the lakes are great But one of the lakes is superior
Some families hide the truth in pl… By laughing at it Although it gets confusing for a c… When the truth is a joke That can’t be told
In this, the year of efficiency AI chatbots exposed a deficiency Because there’s nothing worse In the known metaverse Than a lingering sense of self-suf…
Actually marr– iage is like riding a tan– dem unicycle
When people meet me they typically think I’m a sensitive guy but later they realize I’m a time sensitive guy
