My first meeting with God was ver… I knocked on the door and said “Excuse me?” God didn’t look up from what He w… As He calmly and firmly explained

The modernist thesis– You’ll know it when you see it The post—modernist antithesis— I can’t believe my own eyes Our current and nameless synthesis…

A funny thing happened when I told them that you can either laugh or you can cr… No one laughed but for a second

Mark my wounds, Our words will come back To flaunt us

You can strive for quality and never know if you will get any… You can pursue recognition and never know if you’ve done any… Or you can pretend to do both

Much like nuclear weapons the whole point of having vacation days is never to use them

All forms of life have an unconsci… sentient animals have developed co… to extend the unconscious’ operati… and human beings have developed la… to make consciousness the unconsci…

They let Potter get away with any… but somehow I get expelled for flo… that a wizard can’t have the same… even though zero (magic) is only half as large as double ze…

If you want to win friends and inf… Find out what they care about (This is easy) Ask them about it (This is significantly harder)

If I were going to rephrase the O… I’d say I believe in God because There’s no better explanation And if I were going to re-explain…

In true democracy Authority flows via The will of the people In our technocracy Authority grows via

It’s the odd couple that isn’t always trying to even the score

I knew Remain was in trouble when they announced that a vote fo… was also a vote in favor of renami… Brexit McBrexitface

Our mistake is in believing That a lifetime of events Come varyingly in one of two forms… Blessing or curse When in truth

Vision: In an age when there is n… Mission: Because time flies when…