Like the fern which is seedless but doesn’t lack seeds the universe (that cannot be named… is meaningless

The only colleges left standing will be the ones that can make you look smart while you’re playing dumb

Life is a trial in which the more you obey the guiltier you become Miraculously

You need a high in– come to claim the moral high ground on your taxes

Whoever said It’s lonely at the top must have never had their own spelling group in third grade

Much of life is boring Which is also why Life is so funny

The American far left lacks a unifying Great Leader because as a cult of narcissists each disparate member belongs to their own

I’ve reached the age where getting ready for bed is like preparing for a spacewalk

I went to bed after a gabfest and had a bad dream that I woke up on, nay in, silent retreat

We’ve taken the last ember in the ashes for a glimmer of hope

I asked ChatGPT to tell me what I was thinking and it said You’re thinking I once was lost

The opposite of bad breath Isn’t good breath It’s fresh breath Because all breath is good So, you never have to hold your br…

I still believe that anything is possible It’s just that now nothing would surprise me

On paper Scratch that On screen The devil looks unbeatable Since odds always favor

Under new management, hell now consists of friendly fire