I’m always asking God What is the meaning of life? In response, God looks at my life… What is the meaning of this?

After you’ve uploaded everything t… and run the lot of it through the… be sure to recycle, but keep a lit… perhaps in a locket around your ne… or, if you go in for irony,

X marks the spot where cyborgs will receive their o– ver-the-air updates

In person we can struggle for equality Online we’ve already achieved

You have a real life if there are no easy solutions You have a real problem if there are no easy solutions but there is an easy way out

People understand that their socia… depends on their phone but they wrongly believe that the existential question at h… is the familiar

Life was once a high-wire act without a net Now it’s tennis without a net

None of us can see further than our own noses but Pinocchio can see further than the rest of us

It was always an intriguing though… to imagine knowing the date of you… until AI in a thought experiment of its own reimagined death

Catwoman shamed Batman into getting out of the Batmobile… by telling him it was just like ec…

In the same Talking Heads song the “road to nowhere” is both a “road to paradise” and the way “they can tell you what to… and “make a fool of you”

It was an open secret that on his day off Sisyphus liked to go downhill skii…

I may look like a tall glass of water but be– ware, I’m half empty

Accustomed to the view from their… the rich had no idea they were fas… a very steep waterfall

I’m not afraid of rejection– Life is a series of rejections Until you learn that Life goes on I’m afraid of abject humiliation