God knows In a game of hide and seek The best place to hide everything Is right in front of your nose So, you’ll never believe what I j…

Time flies when you’re having fun And the key to fun is wanting Not having

Where before It was handed to me on a silver-pl… Where everything real was just bel… Now I’ve found the real way forwa… By making it up as I go along

An uninterrupted winning streak Can only be had through An unchanging mean streak

If you don’t trust God You try to control others But eventually find That you can’t control those Who trust in God

In the 2020 reboot Bugs Bunny’s persona has shifted from invulnerable trickster to pseudo-empathic scold

After that instead of talking about the weath… or staring at their phones people stared at anyone who talked

Catwoman shamed Batman into getting out of the Batmobile… by telling him it was just like ec…

I used to believe that if no one was unwanted there would be no more Wanted post… Now I think that because we can never stop wanting

It turns out that the afterlife is only as long as you can keep the exit interview go…

Instead of the invisible hand bending self-interest towards the collective good we got the risible glad-hand laughing our selfishness off

If you don’t believe I’m the Led Zeppelin of poetry just wait ‘til you see my poems go over like a lead balloon

If I’ve said it once they’ve liked it a thousand times

“Life”, as it’s come to be known,… And ends with a grand finale But in between there’s just a lot… And grandiloquent small talk But there are grand plans for a se…

When a woman chooses her mate His first real test Is whether he accepts her dare To propose If he does, we already know her an…