In a twist in hell there are no consequences
We should all know by now That every day is a do-over But we fail to realize That this means we’re in overtime And our version of overtime
As the world closed in the Pollyanna sought safety in numbers only to find herself taking a number
Delusions of grandeur about yourse… Are inevitable Delusions of grandeur about God Are impossible Which is how
Whereas Stanford decided to make its mascot a tree my wife is a decision tree and I am her mascot even though I couldn’t get into S…
In the first take of Braveheart’s… Mel Gibson directed William Wall… “Freedom and responsibility!” But as a practiced antisemite Gibson quickly realized his error
The soul is an appendix made of wo… and while plenty of people function perfectly well without on… much like the physical appendix– which stores good bacteria
Home is where you go and you have to take their shit-eating grin
Told to shut my mouth I took them literally Zipped my lips And held my breath Until I could stomach it no longe…
The lie you chose to believe Always contains the truth That has chosen you The lie is comforting Because the truth is disturbing
Al Gore didn’t invent the internet He created a device for the reinforcement of irrational thoughts and behaviors
I’m not a Buddhist but I understand that the bodhisat… doesn’t enact his escape from suff… exiting the cycle of birth, old ag… but through the determination to r…
The second half of life is a second chance to give as much as I have received
We have religion for the heart and science for our brains but the head and the heart are afraid of each other because there’s nothing for the ne…
Imagine if the Terminator had com… Not to kill off human beings But to seduce them and mate Begetting offspring That are neither human nor inhuman…
