Just when you think You’ve seen it all It all falls apart So, you put it back together again Thinking this time it’s forever
If the world exists on a continuum between utopia and dystopia but instead of polar opposites utopia and dystopia are both hell then at the exact midpoint
My wife I mean my life Is a fulfillment of dreams Where I wish I were wearing pants
If you do the right thing you won’t be rewarded but you will be enabled
Life is a give and take And since he’ll never give any cri… Because he can’t take any criticis… A people pleaser is the walking de…
In this earthly abode ‘Twas sadness that flowed With each new download Of binary code To ease our workload
In families adept at keeping open secrets no one expects you to state the obvious
You’re supposed to love everybody but everybody knows that’s putting all of your eggs in one ba… so everybody eggs each other on in making a western omelet
Notice how the giraffe evolved so that its neck is precisely long… to reach the water when it bends d…
After years of therapy the stump came to see that there was an I, two even, in the giving tree
All dressed down with nowhere to go
The decisive moment at the gates o… is exactly like the denouement in Who Wants to Be a Millionaire? but with one twist To make you feel the pressure
Our elites believe That the key to holding their grip… In the face of domestic opposition… Wringing their necks While in the face of external thre…
We rent an apartment so my wife told me that technicall… I am the interim king of my own ca…
In an earthly alternative to astro… We each get our own distinct Tree… And mine is a Pacific silver fir Another word for which is Amabilis
