Whether it’s a brute fact Or a gift from God We are free Is this fair? It depends on
As a child Whenever I played Ms. Pac Man On my Atari 2600 I dialed the settings down From four ghosts to one
You’ll never convince me that when the sun and moon are out at the same time it isn’t the sun appearing at nigh…
If I say yes That’s just a guess If I say no Then I don’t know If I say maybe
Questions are the an– swer to everything; now, how can I assist you
I finally realized that when Smokey Bear says Only you can prevent forest fires Only I really believe him
Rock and roll may be dead but it’s got one of the great corp… like a dead horseshoe crab
My fellow Americans Where once we shared a collective… We called the will of the people That simultaneously tamed and expr… We have now regressed to the preci…
Somehow we evolved to love a challenge but hate a challenge to our thinking
On business trips to Moscow I never wear my three piece suit
Miss Suzie had a scapegoat The scapegoat was Hillel Miss Suzie went to heaven The scapegoat went to Hello terminator
I have a deep need for love but an even deeper fear of rejecti… and God is both the greatest gamble and the surest thing
Faith can only move mountains by ignoring mountains of evidence Like most people who’ve lost their… I’ve retained my ability to ignore mountains of evidence
At first moving heaven and earth is its own reward because it’s hell on wheels But self-flagellation
The first half of life: Did I say that? The second half of life: I did say that The end of life:
