The devolution to a permanent ruling class of the progressive educated elite will not be televised Because the elite cut their cords
Give thanks to God For we are much obliged
If I were going to rephrase the O… I’d say I believe in God because There’s no better explanation And if I were going to re-explain…
Life’s greatest mystery is how other people could possibly have as little interest in my Spotify playlists
If you can catch someone lying to… you can figure out what they want… If you can catch yourself lying to… you can figure out your own desire The former can make you rich
What is wrong with the world today?: Dear Sir or Madam, You are.
In the official version of my life I love my life In real life I love life itself
We are gathered around our phones Like little campfires And all we ever hear Are scary stories
I was an idea man with one good idea and I have no idea why they stole my idea of a good t… when they could just have it
Beginner is talking yourself into doing what you are going to do anyway Advanced is talking yourself out of doing
God will accept everything about you but the one thing He won’t take is the blame
You know a civilization by its ass… and ours assumes a great deal of d… To finance that debt we assume that the best predictor of future… is past behavior
Keep your friends close your enemies closer and your neighbor closest
Why do we say Where there’s smoke, there’s fire when It’s the smoke that kills you, not…
When randomness blends with lawfulness you get the Loch Ness
