We don’t understand our childhoods so we spend our adult lives reenacting them in the hope that an outside observer

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Going home had come to feel like dining in a restaurant where the food is celebrated but the customers merely tolerated

Hell is other people Purgatory is other people’s money Heaven is money

That wasn’t the sky Falling on your head That was the truth gone to ground By playing dead

You cannot beat God in any sport but you can tie Him in bowling

An individual is someone who must… With the fact that he could be wro… And there’s no way to know for sur… But the choice must still be made The internet offers certainty

The two-week lockdown To bend the curve Turned into a year-and-a-half That bent our minds When

A rational actor knows a thing or… First, he knows that by definition a solution solves a problem Second, he knows that

I may not be deep but I compensate for it by getting deep into the weeds

So, how did we survive? We felt God’s Presence OMG, we would have never thought…

A leader attracts a following The following attracts a crowd The crowd mobs the leader The leader forms a mob The mob goes mental

The opposite of modest isn’t immodest, it’s honest The opposite of immodest is confident

If you’re looking for answers life is a wild goose chase If you’re looking for the next que… life is a never-ending scavenger h…