Life is simple; the meaning of life is complicated As a man I’m a simple creature but I’ve been married long enough… that women are complicated

Peanut butter’s not very good by itself but chocolate is Because I’m not very religious it’s important for me

God is hard to know– That’s how you know He is God And how He knows you care Whereas the devil doesn’t care How you found him

The ego is like a booster rocket That starts out incredibly massive But sheds its size As it delivers its payload– The soul–

The truth might set you free but it’s the half truths that will let you remain neutral

I survived my humiliation By treating it like a joke Through becoming a joke myself In order to in turn survive my bec… I became a running joke

My wife sleeps on her back while I sleep in the mis– take prone position

There is only one product but infinite ways to package it

I have what I need I know what I want I do all that I can until my day… My God does all the rest Or

The best way to control somebody Is to divide the mind from the bod… Because the body is where the soul…

I don’t have a TV because I would watch it Instead, I watch my mouth

I’m still the kind of person who is shocked that you can run out of gas and run out of luck at the exact same time

The world has gone to heck And heck is hell Minus the pleasure

My curated self has asked me for a divorce

People don’t generally like instru… because music without words is just math come alive Adding words to music takes it from counting time