Given a choice I’d rather open a restau– rant than my marriage
The surest way to know That God is always there for us Is that we always have a choice This is why religion and liberalis… Are a match made in heaven
God is a verb Woman is a noun And man is an adjective Put them together and you have Moderate
In boxing you can be the real champ by beating the man who beat the man Just so
The culture war is a secret weapon in the class war which the haves use to keep the have nots
The difference between sports and real life is that if Love played basketball against Empire, Hate, Violence and Death and won
Am I winning If I am Beating a dead horse
Telling ourselves half-truths Is worse than telling ourselves li… Because Although the truth will set you fr… Just as you can’t be half pregnant
I may not be the man who has everything but I’m the man who knows what to get for the man who has everything
The lamppost is an outpost Where it’s safe to admit That between you, me, and the lamp… Self-knowledge is over-rated Self-deception is automated
It took years of therapy but the octopus finally arrived at… that the reason she didn’t like th… was because they were so much alik…
It’s not that we are past The point of no return But that we the people Have invested our life savings In scorn for our neighbor
If we’re to believe the internet a hero’s journey consists of a hero who goes on an adventure, is victorious in a decisive crisis… and comes home changed or transfor…
When I was a child Parents sent their kids Outside to play Now we treat children Like little adults
When hell freezes over we’ll all skate on our sins
