In a real life version of the ugly duckling discovering h… I was the reject popsicle stick who at long last found out I was a handy tongue depressor
Post-pandemic life is a broken rec… Where they keep saying If it ain’t broke Don’t fix it
In order to survive, the out-group must make a constant study of the in-gr… and adapt to its evolving aggressi… The latest lesson is that,
You can only e– ver explain things with that which cannot be explained
Life as we know it Is a competition for status In this competition Socialists are unequaled As are you and I
I have a prediction to make: We can’t predict the ending But when it’s all said and done Everything will seem obvious For example,
Unsatisfied with turning on the T… to take our minds off things we’ve taken to turning our minds o…
It’s not about you; It’s about me– This is how you know She’s breaking up with you It’s not about you;
When I was a young man I couldn’t see the forest for the trees Now that I am old and wise I can’t see the forest
Question: What do you want the mo… Answer: The most. This is how you know The devil is always cheating you Because desire is neither
The US Constitution rules out cruel and unusual punishment but that and a nickel will get you 1% of a cup of coffee now that cruelty is the usual
America hates its poor now more than ever because they are the embodiment of embodiment
It took years of therapy but the octopus finally arrived at… that the reason she didn’t like th… was because they were so much alik…
Never trust anyone who doesn’t believe in hell They’re almost always the ones whose idea of heaven is usurping God
Once the highly educated noticed t… in Buddhism right thought leads to right speech and right ac… it was only a matter of time before Mindfulness became
