Somewhere between 27% and 53% of… none of which students can legally… is wasted Let’s split the difference and call it 40%

When I ask What’s wrong? It’s always short for What’s wrong with me?

If Meta has its way Meta will be to the metaverse as God is to the universe Of course if you look God in the face

Nietzsche, who famously never marr… described marriage as a long conve… Had he wed he would have realized it’s actual… a series of brief interrogations

With the same hubris That got us into this mess In the first place We like nothing more than to decla… Global warming is man-made

Everybody talks about the lack of movies for grown-ups but no one mentions the absence of grown-ups Of course, without grown-ups

In hopes of finally nailing down All the right answers We converted English into math Filtering language through ones an… Making all stories into word probl…

The usual cruelty Is having multiple children And enforcing a hierarchy In order to keep the peace Unusual cruelty

Monotheism is true; Liberalism works Put them together and The true works

In the beginning of the internet the world wide web was brimming with optimism due to a recency bias

Looking back on college it’s unclear if I was a party animal party mineral or party vegetable

I was waiting for my ship to come… But maybe I should have made like… And built a ship Especially since my neuroses all c… You’ve probably heard of them–

Did we stop playing the long game because it is the wrong game or is it only the wrong game because we’ve long since stopped p… Or is asking that question more of…

God is the storm un– til He becomes your shelter from the storm. Amen

I am not who I think I am I am not who you think I am And I am not even who I think you… I am who I-Am-Who-I-Am thinks I…